physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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