Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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