Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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