So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
How drunk are you?
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