Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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