no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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