have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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