I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
