I think i sorta joined a cult last night
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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