How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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