The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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