Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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