He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize