i just wanna soil my oats bro
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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