have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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