He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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