Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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