that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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