honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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