we have pet lesbian snakes
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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