What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
This is my life. Enjoy the view
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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