I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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