It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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