We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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