If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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