Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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