I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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