dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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