i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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