You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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