he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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