I just made out with a guy for $7.
Pappa wants mamma naked
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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