Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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