I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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