does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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