We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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