Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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