He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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