does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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