think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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