when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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