My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We're too hungover to prance.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
