I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
My room smells like vodka and shame
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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