Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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