Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
