Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
This is my gift to your gina
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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