I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Reggie can tackle my bush.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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