i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
