what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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