There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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