Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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