thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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