i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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