that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Drake has all the answers
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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