dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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