counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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